5 days in this little town. Kinda reminds me of my old town… Wonder when I’ll be moving on.
Well I definitely call this a slow day. Shame I can’t slaughter vamps during the day, pansies. Well we all met up at that pancake place, Moe’s pancakes or whatever. The Drunken Librarian was dealing with a hangover, hah. If I trusted him more I’d give him a Sapper leaf. Rare things, amazing at soaking up toxins. Anyway, Cripple sent the Pyro Who I could really get used to buahaha and… Shifty Military Guy (SMG). Alec? I don’t trust him further than I can spit. Cripple sent them off to go stalk that stupid slayer. She looks like… Her. Which bothers the shit outta me. Kinda hope we just send her to the vamps. If she gets it through her thick ass head that vamps are out to get her. Cripple and I went to visit my robed buddy from the other night. If the stupid ass had been afraid of the gun like a regular person I could have avoided that outcome. The fact that the gun DIDN’T phase him still bugs me. Nobody found the poor bastard yet so we got to get a good look at him. Well Cripple did anyway, I poked him with a stick. Then we grabbed lunch, Honestly I’m really grateful to Cripple for the sandwich, I was starving. and headed back to the bookshop. Turns out that the robed guy was part of some African cult, and that cult specializes in sacrifice for… better karma? and to make their clan stronger. Or something. And they typically sac a leader of a different clan. Great. The gangs went to library and learned about the occult. Then SMG and the Pyro showed up. Apparently they had a… Burning good time. Hahaha. They tailed the Thick-Skulled Moron (TSM) to a mall. And stuck out like infected wounds. Pyro set some flaming dude on fire OVERKILL hah. They then tailed TSM to a theater, I think they saw a movie. Then they stalked her to a restaurant, where once again Pyro did… As Pyro does. Burned down the whole place with any luck.
Guess TSM went home, so we devised… A plan? If you wanna call it one anyway… After some debate, we decided to bring a vamp to her. How did we manage this? SMG aka Alec whipped out his phone and bam apparently we had a vamp being shipped to us. Either UPS has made some major shipping upgrades since the last time I used out, or I am totally right in not trusting him. So the “plan” as it stands: Have Drunken Librarian remove the slayer’s superficial and not really her friends, have Pyro pretend to be a reporter to draw her to a random graveyard, and throw our first class ordered vamp at her. If she doesn’t rise to arms, we mess up her purse and blame it on the vamp. Go half-assed plans! We called it a night at this point. I thought. As I walked home, I saw Her… Well the Moron anyway. I tailed her, and I think she saw me. She didn’t say shit to me, and I tailed her to that damn club. Why is it always with friggin clubs… Thankfully Pyro showed up because of one of her friends told her to come. And SMG creepily showed up behind us so… The Group was together again. Hooray… We walked into the club and everyone took a position. Pyro took the high ground, SMG and I took the bar. Lucky Bastard… Just cause he’s got an ID he gets to have a drink and I’m stuck with a damn RC. So now we wait. I wanna kill a vamp again damnit.